Is this version of events the most likely scenario had McCain-Palin won in 2008?
For starters, it would be President Palin to whom you refer, following that little accident involving the lawn mower, a confused Sarah Palin and a very drunk President-for-five-days John McCain in the Rose Garden. President Palin's first act would have been to launch a space ship to the moon to check out rumors that the craters are full of crack. First Dude Levi Johnston (First First Dude Todd Palin had that awful accident involving the lawn mower at the VP's residence, remember?) provided President Palin with some hot inside information on that one. President Palin's second act was to launch a manned space flight to the sun. She overcame NASA objections that the ship would burn up by deciding it would fly at night. The memorial mass was moving. God then told President Palin to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on Venezuela. But the President, never too sure of her geography, thought He said vuvuzela and launched the attack on South Africa during the World Cup soccer match, instead. Ironically, the nuclear weapon struck only the U.S. team. God told the President it was OK because American soccer players lack cojones. Last week, in a bid to overcome 60% unemployment and a complete collapse of the U.S. economy, President Palin replaced the dollar with a new unit of currency she called the "Louise" upon the advice of chief economic adviser Newt Gingrich. Public response was so overwhelmingly negative that the media almost glossed over the terrible accident in the White House kitchen involving a lawn mower and a confused President Palin that cost Newt Gingrich his life. Mr. Gingrich was buried in Arlington, Atlanta, Cucamonga and somewhere back of the President's Wassilla White House. (NB: The President decided it was inconvenient to move to Washington DC, so she moved the Federal Government to Alaska instead.) Then for some silly reason or another, the President quit. There were unproven allegations of bribes by Rupert Murdoch and the Saudi princes, but let's not be haters. The ex-President had not yet named a Vice President, so pursuant to the 25th Amendment, President Pelosi was immediately sworn in by an obviously drunk Chief Justice Roberts and is now kicking butt and taking names. President Pelosi's approval ratings currently exceed 99%. Republicans are poised to lose every single House, Senate, Governor, state office, county office and city office to their Democratic opponents. The ex-President's last reported whereabouts were somewhere between Big Diomede and Little Diomede Islands, where she was last seen firing an AK-47 indiscriminately at local Eskimos and walruses. The local constabulary theorizes that she either fell into an ice fissure or was swallowed up by a Big White One. Conspiracy theorists insist that Russian PM Putin reared his head and bit her in half, because "(a)s Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."
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I'm looking foward to the Lifetime Channel movie about this. The popcorn will be flowing. I think Teresa from Real Housewifes of N.J. should play Palin. Reason being she needs a job so she no longer needs to lie about her money matters.
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llol i like everyone expject for the us soccer game one
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Wait...What?? Are you on planet earth?? You sound like you have been burned are you ok?? Do you have second or third degree burns?? Should I call the fire department?? Is this a bad dream that you had last night or what?? Let me tell you about my nightmare last night about Obama and all his merry men and woman and it isn't as hypothetical as your dream it is far more realistic and a lot more comical and ridiculous.
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The Bush Administration Has Agreed on a Timetable for the Withdrawal of American Forces From Iraq The Bush administration and Maliki Government have agreed on a timetable for the withdrawal of U.S. forces. The timetable would lead to the withdrawal of all American combat forces from Iraq by the end of 2011 and leave behind a residual force for training and support. All U.S. forces would be out of Iraqi cities by the middle of 2009. [Washington Post, 8/22/08] The agreement is very similar to Barack Obama’s plan and is more aggressive in some ways. Obama’s plan calls for the removal of all U.S. combat forces by the middle of 2010 – a year earlier than the Bush administration’s timetable. However, the Maliki-Bush timetable would have all U.S. combat forces out of Iraqi cities by the middle of 2009 -- a more aggressive plan than Obama’s. [NY Times, 8/21/08. Barack Obama] Prime Minister Maliki has specifically said that there will be no agreement between Iraq and the United States unless there is a “specific†timeline that is “not open-ended.†Speaking with tribal leaders, sheikhs and other prominent figures, al-Maliki said “There is an agreement between both sides that no foreign soldiers will be in Iraq after 2011.†He added that the accord "must be based on a specific deadline for the withdrawal of foreign forces and that it should not be open." [Washington Post, 8/26/08. CNN, 8/25/08] Despite the wishes of the Iraqi government, the American and Iraqi people, and even the Bush administration, John McCain continues to call for a permanent presence in Iraq and opposes timetables. Instead McCain criticizes timetables, equating them with surrender. He also believes that we should have permanent presence in Iraq stating that he would be willing to stay in Iraq for 100 years and comparing the American presence there to the presence in South Korea. [LA Times, 8/23/08. Bloomberg, 8/26/08] http://www.nsnetwork.org/node/947 I think Obama Time Table is what he used. President Barack Obama said Monday that he plans to keep his promise to end the U.S. war in Iraq by month's end. As a candidate, Obama campaigned that American troops would be out of the Iraq war by Aug. 31, 2010. "And that is exactly what we are doing as promised, on schedule," Obama said Monday in a speech at the Disabled American Veterans National Convention. By the end of August, more than 90,000 soldiers will have come home from Iraq, he added.
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you forgot to kill off the president of the senate with the lawnmower before pelosi could become prez... :P - president palin's first official act was to go shopping at her favorite store, Nordstrom's on Michael Steele's GOP credit card, spending yet another $150,000 on clothing, for which she later refused to reimburse again, stating that presidents cant wear the same thing twice to those pesky G20-something meeting thingies. - president palin, appearing before the press, refused to answer any 'gotcha questions,' which thereby cut her 20-minute official press conferences by 20 minutes. - president palin, in an effort to cut 'big brother spending,' ordered all future rape-testing kit expenses to be paid for by the victims. "after all" she said, "what worked in wasilla should work for the whole country, right?" - president palin made history by being the first american president to meet with the reclusive north korean leader, president kim il jong. at the internationally publicized official meeting, she asked if she could call him "jong" (her handlers realized that she couldnt control herself from refering to him as 'lil' kim') while she winked incessantly at the cameras in her desire to appear as presidential as possible in front of the world press. - president palin held her first state of the union speech last friday. she addressed both houses of congress with as much details as she could remember & comprehend on various topics such as energy, budget cuts (...er strike 'budget', it's just 'cuts'), taxes, and 'lift american spirits.' five short minutes later, she started on additional topics written on her other hand, which included sales tax cuts on red leather jackets & hooker heels as well as on birth control pills for teenagers named bristol from alaska. - president palin, swearing that from the second-story balcony of the white house she could see iran preparing to attack america, ordered all the military branches to position themselves for a first strike. from her cutesy nicknamed "ovaltine office," she used her Time magazine football-phone to call up her orders: the air force was to sail their ships to the caspian sea; the navy to drive their dark blue tanks to the sahara, just outside the iranian border; but she stalled the army from flying their fighter jets to that nefarious part of the world since she couldnt get the department of defense to agree to transfer the flight mileage credits to her personal credit card. she would have sent out the marines, but she figured they were needed to keep out the illegal immigrants sneeking their way in through the halls of montezuma, mexico. - president palin, in an effort not to repeat her disasterous turkey-rendering interview/turkey pardoning event of 2008, ordered that for her first presidential thanksgiving, she'll be 'freeing' the turkeys by throwing them out of her wolve-hunting helicopter. "as god as my witness," she said in a state of shock after the end of the mayhem caused by turkeys crashing onto D.C. towncars & govt buildings, "i thought turkeys could fly!!!"
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That's hard to say, because most of us would probably be dead by now.
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This has to be one of the longest questions I have read in sometime. I actually like the part about moving the White House to Alaska perhaps up near near Barrow so that the legislature can have longer days to argue about how they are going to screw the taxpayers, and maybe they will be able to say "We can see Russia from the White House" OK if they really want to see Russia we need to put the White House on Little Diomede Island, I am sure that on a clear day you can see 3 miles Nuking Venezuela sounds like a plan to me, that miserable little punk need someone to light him up. If you want to see crack, wait until Helen Thomas bends over. Oops you told me little kids read this stuff and to save my profanity for the upcoming Raiders losing season. Gee, I wish I could tell you that you are wrong, but Al Davis is still breathing so you are probably right. Now for the latest breaking news. President Obama has decided to abandon the democrat mascot since he is much better than any democrat or republican. He has decided that he needs a mascot that reflects his own ethnicity. He had thought about using the black bear, but it was not close enough, the raven was not of significance so he chose the SKUNK. The skunk was chose because it is half black, half white and everything it does STINKS ;0) @Juan Rosario Dude, seriously you just answered the wrong question. I mean your answer isn't even close. Let me guess, you can see Iraq from your house..